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iwasanawesomerkid:

I don’t know who this kid is, but he just won the internet. 
Awesomer kid approved. 
iwasanawesomerkid:

You were born more badass than cobra whiskey and tougher than Chuck Norris in a leather jacket. School was invented to lion tame your ways and homework was intended to keep idle hands busy. There’s a reason why “cool kids” is a thing and “cool adults” isn’t. It’s because being an adult sucks. Do you have photos of you kicking life’s ass so hard that your parent’s hair fell out? The last few pages of the upcoming book “I was an Awesomer Kid” still need photos and your awesomer self could go down in print history on one of them. Here’s what I’m looking for. 
- Hanging out in a tree fort of cool.
- Having fake tattoos. 
- Picking your nose (we all still do it and it’s still awesomer).
- Being ninja as shit and climbing stuff
- Getting stuck in an unexplainable situation. 
- Losing your mind in a toy store (or candy store).
- Making it rain on allowance day.
- Sleeping in a bitching sweet race car bed. 
- Having a broken arm from being too awesome. 
- WWF style wrestling. 
-Being a fat baby because fuck it, you don’t need to conform to those damn baby diaper commercials standards. 
- Or any time you looked so cool that when you look in the mirror now you question what you’ve done with your life and go for a day long drunk. 
Email all submissions to IwasAnAwesomerKid@gmail.com
iwasanawesomerkid:

You were the bridge jumping friend that other parents warned their kids to stay away from. You were an awesomer kid. 
mydrunkkitchen:

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?


is it weird that this is giving me an interest in sports?
mydrunkkitchen:

WHAT IS HAPPENING?