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dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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wisefunnyman:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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how…how do they even get that much momentum?

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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(Source: fzur)

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u
lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here